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Oh,

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man, this ain't looking good.

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Man, pass the ball, dude.

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Damn, bro, you've been here to shut it
all night. Man, come on, bro.

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Hey, Dad.

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What's up?

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So, I was wondering if I could jump in
the shower quick, because I'm going to

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see my friend and hang out some later.

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Now, listen, you know we're only working
with one shot, right? So, can you just

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make it quick, because I got something
ready.

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Something to do after this, so.

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Yeah, of course, of course. I'm just
going to jump in and I'll be like super

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fast, okay?

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We'll close you both. Thank you, Zach.

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I thought she was going to be quick. I
told you I had somewhere to go. I need a

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shower. And I did say, there's only one
running shower in the house, so you can

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hit this challenge.

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He's all saving and shit.

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Come on, man.

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I'm sorry. It's just, it's been feeling
so good.

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But, I mean, you're not like my real
dad, so if you want to come in here, you

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can. I mean, do you think you'll fit,
like, with the boba glass? I think so.

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Now, you ain't going to be tripping, are
you?

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No.

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All right, I'll tell you, Mom, I don't
want to think you're getting the wrong

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idea.

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No, that's all right.

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Hey, man, you've been here for a while,
man. I thought you was going to be

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quick. I know. I've just been feeling so
good.

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I love the water out here. You love the
water out here? I'm getting a shower.

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Oh, yeah?

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I want a shower, too.

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Oh, babe, come on. What you doing?

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Why is that so big?

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Why are you looking? It's my dick. What
you mean, why is it so big?

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And I don't remember you being this tall
either.

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What? My mom going on that huge thing?

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Yeah. Why are you asking that? What does
it matter for?

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Ain't you supposed to be showing?

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It's so big.

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Oh, my God. That's what she said.

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It's just that, come on, man.

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How long have you been married to your
mom?

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You been seeing me in the house for
years? Come on, man.

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Wow.

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Oh, my God.

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What's your name?

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Come on, man.

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It's so big.

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Hey, what you doing?

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It's so big.

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Okay.

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I'm sorry. Okay, I'm sorry. Let me wash
you at least. Let me wash you. You're

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going to wash me? Yeah.

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You sure that's a... Yeah. Because you
already like... It's only right since I

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was in the shower too long.

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You're going to wash me? Yeah.

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Don't worry, I won't. I won't.

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Whoa.

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Whoa.

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Oh, my God.

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You're so tall.

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I feel so little.

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I mean,

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literally, all my friends, I can touch
the top of your head. I can't even see

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the top of your head.

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That's crazy.

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Holy shit. I feel so little.

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Wow. Oh my

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God. Come

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on.

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It's so big.

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It probably takes you so long just to
wash it. It's so big. It takes probably

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like 10 minutes.

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Oh my God.

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Are you mumbling?

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Oh my gosh, let me get some soap real
quick, too.

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Can you make the water a little bit
warmer?

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It's a little cold, man.

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You'll see, there you go. Yeah, it's all
good.

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She's going to put some soap.

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Yes.

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There you go.

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Wow, oh my gosh.

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I'm going to get some little lupus, too.

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Yes, this is my thank you for not
getting mad at me for being in the

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long. Oh my god.

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Whoa,

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it's like a slide.

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You can control yourself.

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Whatever, man. I'll tell you in my
office.

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Adam won't be able to explain that shit.

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I won't. I won't. Don't worry.

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I feel like my stepdad, so it's fine.
Okay. Hold on. Oh, my God.

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What are you doing?

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I'm watching it. You got to get all
around us.

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Huge.

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Wow. What are you doing?

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This is funny.

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You should have watched my dick a lot.

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It's so big, I'm sure you need help.

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I need help? Yeah. Are you just stroking
it or like?

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Stroking, washing, it's all the same.

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Is it?

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No, it's not.

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I don't stroke like this.

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It's not the same.

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There you go.

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I just got to be thorough. You know, you
can't, you can't, you got to be out

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here, you know.

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Be out here like what?

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Got to make sure you got a good
cleaning.

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It's so big like no, I don't know how
you watch this like every day like

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it isn't like a workout

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I'm washing every part of you.

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It's a thank you.

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You just washed my dick.

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Oh my gosh.

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Here, let me wash your chest too.

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Which is literally at my eye level. It's
crazy.

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You know, they're turning it red.

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Yeah.

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I can't believe it.

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You can't believe what?

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It's so big. You're so big. I don't
understand.

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I've been around you for so long.

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I mean, except naked.

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Hmm, wow.

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I mean, you really take your time doing
this.

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Yes. I'm going to make sure I do a good
job, yeah?

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All right. Want me to go ahead and rinse
you off?

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Yeah. I'm just like, all right.

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All right.

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Gentle, please. Gentle, please.

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I know,

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I like your sourdough.

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I'm going to rinse you, okay? You ready?

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There you go.

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You know what is warm?

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What's warm?

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My mouth. I can warm you up a little
bit.

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You sure?

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Yeah. You were just talking about how
much you're freezing, so let me go ahead

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and... And help you out, yeah?

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I mean your mom, yeah.

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Okay.

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Oh my god.

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Oh.

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I don't think...

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Fuck. Oh, fuck yes.

151
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I've been so lucky getting this.

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I'm stretching out.

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Oh, my God.

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Oh, my God.

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Oh, shit.

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00:28:02,779 --> 00:28:07,560
Oh, my God.

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00:29:46,380 --> 00:29:47,720
Good. Oh, yes.

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Yes.

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Thank you.

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Yes. Yes.

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Okay,

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thank you.

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00:38:34,950 --> 00:38:36,650
You're welcome. Don't tell your mom.

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I won't.